Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Gwyneth Paltrow is on the Beach

Goofy flake Gwyneth Paltrow says she's glad paparazzi weren't as prevalent in the 90'swhen she and Brad Pitt called it quits.
'Cameron Diaz and I talk about this all the time. We’re like, "Thank God in the early ’90s there were [so few] paparazzi. Thank God."' she added.
'We cry in gratitude that no one was following us around and seeing what we were doing.'
Yeah gee that's too bad. Also there was a story about how she's selling some kind of $4000 weekend sex bag or something, but if you need $4000 worth of items to have fun having sex instead of just spending $50 bucks on some wine coolers and Miracle Whip or something - I hate to break this to you - you're doing something terribly wrong. Either way neither story really interested me all that much I was just using them as an excuse to post that picture she took for something called WSJ Magazine. Good God she's attractive isn't she? See? I don't need to spend $4000 when a free internet picture will do just fine.