Sunday, December 9, 2018

More Like Jingle Bell Balling

This story originally started out being about someone named Cheryl, who I think I've mentioned before, and lo and behold I have, how weird is that? She was performing in London at the Jingle Bell Ball sponsored by Capital FM 95-106 because just like their phone numbers, even British radio stations have way to many numbers. But being my brain is like a steel trap I switched midstream and decided to write about how this Christmas show apparently had a bunch of sex robots (pictured) delivered to their red carpet. It seems a little weird to me but I'm a big fan of the coming sex robots so really, I'm not complaining.