Madison Beer is Somebody

Two nobodies - Madison Beer and her boyfriend Zack Bia - roamed the streets aimlessly after leaving a North London Lobotomy clinic. See what universal style health care gets you? You get stories about the living dead wandering the streets, dressed up to go nowhere in particular while people take their picture for no reason. God I look forward to 2019 when the apocalypse finally arrives.


!!!SEXY UPDATE!!! I accidentally hit "publish" instead of "save" a little while ago when I was writing this and some people already saw it so I may as well just post it now. Way to ruin the surprise.