Friday, July 31, 2020

Lauren Powell Jobs is Queen of the Seven Seas


Steve Jobs widow (that means he's dead, and she's single) Lauren Powell Jobs, cruised the Mediterranean on her 110' yacht Venus. Here's an interesting factoid I once learned, it's called a boat until 99 feet, at 100 feet, it becomes a ship. There really wasn't much more to the story than what I described, sorry. I added the part about ship/boat size because I thought it was neat.  I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that even at 56 years old, she probably isn't on Silver Singles looking to date "Joe", a "hard partyin" guy, with wrap around sunglasses, a goatee, a Harley, and acceptable hygiene. But I'm here to make you happy Lauren if that's what you want, I bet I could put on 40 pounds in just a couple of months.