Tuesday, February 28, 2023

Brooke Burke is Boring. 51


Brooke Burke is 51 years old. I just wanted to mention that right up front. She also sounds super flaky...

'I am obsessed with biohacking and doing a deep dive into innovative longevity opportunities, and it feels amazing,' said the star who was seen in Malibu earlier this month.Biohacking is also known as 'human augmentation' and is a 'do-it-yourself biology' that works to enhance health and wellbeing through certain techniques such as meditation and intermittent fasting, according to Healthline. 

'Free movement and positive mantras are pushing through new areas of fitness. I am teaching hot yoga body sculpting, which is an incredible opportunity to heat up the core, stretch, release toxins, and explore restorative yoga poses,'

Every time I read these thrice yearly (yes thrice) stories about her she always sounds like she's reading from a prepared statement. I hope she's a super freak in bed or likes to have sex in public parks or something super kinky like that because otherwise she's just another hot, 51 year old empty vessel walking around  California in a bathing suit. And I haven't been there in a while, but imagine there's no shortage of women like that in Los Angeles.