Ashley Roberts went to the world famous Dirt Beach in Greece where apparently you have to rent Lovesac furniture so you can pretend to be having a good time. We have beaches right here in America you know. If you feel like you need to go somewhere exotic you can go to Hawaii. You have to fly across an ocean to get there and if a pan handler kills you for the .45 cents in your pocket, and a cellphone they can't use, at least you'll already be on American soil, so your (I assume) devastated family won't have to fly your body all the way back from whatever early 20th Century Mediterranean hellhole they're keeping your body in a tub full of ice so you don't decompose in the sweltering late summer heat
Anyway, I guess she wore a bikini yadda yadda yadda.
