The Cardi B freak show took her gigantic malformed ass and went shopping for Gucci and Yves St Laurent bags to keep all of her cognac bottles in. I hope she doesn't get more than will fit in the trunk of her Hellcat Challenger.
I haven't really heard much from or about her in a while and it mostly feels like she's starting to drift out of Earth's orbit like Voyager on it's way to Pluto, and points beyond. And that's a good thing. Godspeed Space Girl!
