Zayn Malik, Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid
met for lunch to discuss the alphabet soup that is their names. You know, just to make sure they have all the spellings straight. Maybe next time they can meet Zha Zha Gabor in
Addis Ababa for dinner. And I promise that idiot has never heard a Social Distortion song and if I ever run into him I'll beat his ass just for owning it.
