Gwyneth Paltrow went to the same
fancy dress ball that Salma Hayek attended with her ogre boyfriend, or husband or whatever he is, but of course being Gwyneth Paltrow she accidentally put on the dress that somebody made for her dog. Right now her dog is probably walking around in a $22,000 dress refusing to walk on the grass without shoes and probably smacking around a chihuahua for looking at him when he specifically asked that other dogs avert their eyes. Nice racist dog you have there you jerk.
