Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Friday, November 27, 2015
Daisy Ridley is Nervous
Daisy Ridley is in the new Star Wars movie playing Princess Leia's mom or older sister or the first female X-Wing fighter pilot or something and she said she was nervous when she walked on to the set for the first time and I guess I can sort of understand that. But what she should be a lot more nervous about are all the terrifying shut-ins and overweight fan boys that will be sending her freakishly awkward letters for the rest of her life asking her all sorts of bizarre questions like "What was Boba Fett like in person? Is he really mean?" and "Did Darth Vader teach you to use the Force so your neck doesn't get tired from holding up your enormous head all day long?" I'll let you guys know if she ever writes me back.