Sunday, November 15, 2015

Ruby Rose is Spooky

 Orange is the New Black "star" Ruby Rose was at some asinine MMA match looking like a scary ventriloquist's dummy. I'm not a millionaire so I don't have HBO but I can only assume Orange is the New Black is a show where she murders people at night while they're asleep like all ventriloquist dummies do. That's why she's wearing those running shoes so you don't hear her little wooden feet pitter-pattering across the floor as she sneaks out from under your bed in the dark.

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