Sunday, November 22, 2015
Sophia Vergara Got Married
Sophia Vergara got married on Saturday to some guy from a Just For Men-Touch of Gray commercial and I guess it's true that women like men with just a touch of gray. It shows they're experienced enough to know what they're doing, yet young enough to do it. I'm not sure what "it" is but I bet they're probably talking about sex as opposed to say mowing the lawn or cleaning the gutters yet I bet if most women were honest they'd probably say they prefer you to do yard work. The story I linked includes a video of him singing to her but that's to embarrassing for me to watch so I didn't. I bet his friends put him up to that just so they could call him a fag and years after they get divorced they can blackmail him with the video.