Friday, February 3, 2012

Lets Have a Sexy President For Once


Roseanne Barr has apparently decided shes bored with yelling at passing cars, and hoarding junk she finds at garage sales (prove me wrong) and figured a good way to waste some time and money was to run for president.

Of course she's running as a "Green Party" candidate because why wouldn't she.

"The Democrats and Republicans have proven that they are servants -- bought and paid for by the 1% -- who are not doing what's in the best interest of the American people,"
 "I will barnstorm American living rooms," she said in a candidate questionnaire submitted to the Green Party. "Mainstream media will be unable to ignore me, but more importantly they will be unable to overlook the needs of average Americans in the run-up to the 2012 election."
It'll be cool to have a candidate running for president who's political ideology stopped evolving when they were a junior in high school. I'd also like to host a Roseanne Barr for President party at my house. It's been a lifelong dream of mine to have her standing in the middle of my living room shouting stuff and when she's done maybe Ralph Nader can come over and lecture everybody. It'll be a good time.

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