Saturday, February 11, 2012

Whitney Houston Died

Despite the fact that we're living in the 21st century, being very physically attractive, having an awesome singing voice, famous relatives in the entertainment business, and earning millions, and millions, and millions of dollars over a 20 plus year career Whitney Houston decided the smart thing to do would be to throw it all away because "crack is whack".  And now she's dead.

 Publicist Kristen Foster told the Associated Press Saturday that the singer had died, but the cause and the location of her death were unknown.

Unknown? Really? Well if this is gonna be a guessing game I'm gonna guess she died during a medieval style jousting competition, because saying someone threw away a $100 million dollar fortune because they couldn't stop doing drugs in an age where there's help on every corner, especially having been through rehab on two previous occasions, would be just impossible to believe.

If you're sensing that I don't feel bad for someone that stupid you must have ESP. Quick! What are the winning lottery numbers for tonight?


  1. You are too funny. Even if it is a death we're speaking of.

  2. If you're still doing drugs in your late forties then that's just embarrassing . I was done with my drug phase at 26.

  3. On a more positive note, there is less demand on the crack market now, and prices should go down...