Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Saturday, October 31, 2015
Channing Tatum is Darling
Channing Tatum dressed up as his favorite character when he and his wife Jenna Dewan Dewars - Scotch Tatum showed up at the annual Literary Writers Conference to discuss the latest fiction and non-fiction authors and their impact on the literary world. No I'm just kidding he's the Cat in the Hat and his wife is a "slutty" Cat in the Hat and they're on their way to a party at George Clooney's place. Afterword they're going home to try to decipher all the words in the new Curious George book. Channing's manager is hoping they can teach him to stop moving his lips when he reads, and maybe Jenna will be able to get past how mean The Man in the Yellow Hat is sometimes.