Monday, October 19, 2015

Paula Abdul Gets Coffee

Paula Abdul went out for coffee dressed in about $10,000 worth of clothes. Hell the shoes alone are 800 bucks Anyway who cares. I always thought she was pretty hot even at 53. In fact she looks like the kind of woman that has a rich husband that works too much and doesn't know she exists so she rattles around her giant soulless mansion and starts longing for a tall, extremely handsome, and very muscular pool boy with tattoos and a motorcycle that doesn't run right named Bobby that often works on their grounds. He's mysterious and probably hides a dark past of some kind. I wonder where Paula would find someone like that