Saturday, October 17, 2015

Paris Hilton is Shiny

Paris Hilton always looks like a wax figure that someone is shining a flashlight on. I bet if Blade Runner was real we'd find out she was a replicant. She wouldn't be a pleasure model though, she'd probably be a pain in the ass princess model. She'd have sex with you one time and then when you weren't looking she'd stick one of her weird looking figures into the USB port on your computer and drain your bank accounts and retirement funds while whining about how she was cold. Why would people in the future make such a thing? People in the future are total dicks

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