Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Tuesday, October 20, 2015
Zooey Deschanel is Still Quirky
I'm told the person in that picture is Zooey Deschanel. I don't know why but it doesn't look like her. Maybe she's been replaced by a sinister double. But everybody can relax because she's as quirky as ever as evidenced by the fact that she named her daughter Otter. Elsie Otter to be exact. The kid can't even walk yet and it's already scheduled for it's first flying sparrow tattoo. She has other names for future kids picked out. Banjo Toaster if it's a girl, and Ukulele Shopping Cart for any future boys. And maybe someone should mention to her that that wide eyed girl confused about the world look is cute when you're 25 but maybe not so much when you're 35.