Thursday, February 23, 2017

Jasmine Tookes is Mobile

Dim bulb and Victoria's Secret model Jasmine Tookes was spotted wearing clothes and going to lunch at The Ivy in Hollywood. Why any of this is news is beyond me but there shes is. Walking across the street to go eat lunch. Can you imagine being a celebrity? Every time you left the house you'd have to be dressed up in case someone took your picture, and then some asshole with a computer would write about it. Most of my "nice" clothes look like they were stolen off of a hobo so I guess I'll never be famous thank fucking God.