Tuesday, February 28, 2017

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"This Is Us" "star" Chrissy Metz was at Elton John's Oscar Viewing party on Sunday dressed as a pool table. No I don't know why, maybe it's a Hollywood thing. Does he have this at his house? Can you see these B-List celebrities showing up at Elton Johns house with plates of food covered in aluminum foil? One guy brings a 12 pack... And you could probably guess I have no idea what "This is Us" is or why it's on TV or Netflix or whatever it is you nerds watch that you think makes you cool. Honestly what a bunch of weirdos. And apparently this show she's on also has Mandy Moore who is shockingly hot and is now 32 years old so it's okay that I say that. Wasn't she a teen celebrity or on the Mickey Mouse Club or something? Who knows. If you really want to know, try asking Netflix you fucking dork.

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