Remember Amber Heard? Of course you do. She was married to Johnny Depp, she was in that one movie, she's bisexual, I don't think that's important but she does so hey that's cool. She was in
Drive Angry with Nicolas Cage which I have to tell you I enjoyed immensely. Anyway where was I? Oh yes she shared this kind of nude selfie thing on
her Instagram. She looks pensive and deep in thought doesn't she? Good for her I say. I wonder what she's thinking about. World peace? Her plans for a perpetual motion machine? An inexhaustible supply of clean burning fuel? Who can say. Not me, I'm not thinking about anything, I'm just trying to find a way out of this.
