Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Selena Gomez is All Wet

Selena Gomez was spotted on a beach in Mexico looking like a wet 13 year old or one of those little Scottish dogs that look like they have a tiny little mustache even though she's 25 years old and human. The story was more concerned with a scar on her leg that was supposedly due to a kidney transplant surgery she had. I'm pretty sure your kidneys aren't in your leg, but I'm no doctor so who knows. Was she in Mexico for the transplant? That might be why they cut open her leg instead. If anyone from the border patrol is reading this, check Selena's right leg when she goes through customs, it could be full of drugs.

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