Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Tuesday, January 9, 2018
Armie Hammer Breaks a Few Eggs
Armie Hammer was at Tao accepting an award dressed like The Joker from the 1989 film Batman. This was mostly a news report about the amazing fact that he was at two different award shows, on two different coasts within the span of 24 hours apparently because the original writer had never heard of a little invention called the "airplane". I've often wondered if Armie Hammer is related to billionaire philanthropist Armand Hammer but I never bothered to check. I'll include a helpful fascinating Wikipedia link here in case you want to check for me. I'll sit right here and wait.