Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Dwayne Johnson is Swollen

Dwayne Johnson posted this picture, along with the Moby Dick of captions, on his Instagram. I guess he's getting "swole" for a new Fast & Furious movie. I really don't see why they don't just put the old movies in new wrappers. The dummies that watch that crap really won't know the difference. And even the few that did notice would wind up dead not long after once they realize it, after "drifting" off the edge of a cliff or into a tree or whatever it is they do in their tiny lawnmower cars. For some reason I think Dwayne looks like a gumball machine but I'm not the one he has to impress.