That standard asshat in the picture is some guy named Randy Statum and he was the "star" of some show called "My 600 Pound Life" which is a show about people that weigh five times more than a baby hippopotamus. Anyway, the link I followed said I should check out his "incredible weight loss transformation" since he's now down to a svelte 350 pounds. Only three and a half times as much as a baby hippopotamus. Good going guy on a show that no one watches, as evidenced by the fact that the Instagram post this picture came from had
one like. This is apparently a publicly broadcasted weekly television show and it got
one like. That weird dude that posts ancient pictures of boners from the Renaissance and sex memes gets more likes than that. So congratulations TLC you're almost literally flushing money down the toilet.
