What awards show would be complete without Busy Phillips? I thought her grandparents were the people from the 60s folk rock group The Mamas and the Papas but I guess she's from Oak Park Illinois which isn't far from me, and I think I'd know if The Mamas and The Papas lived there, because it's all the old hippies in that garbage dump of a town would talk about. Oak Park is one of those places where you could be standing in front of your million dollar house raking leaves like like some 1950s dad, and if you cross the street you might get shot in the head for your imitation gold necklace. Don't believe me? Stop by and I'll drop you off over there. If you make it back alive I'll owe you a Coke.
