This entire story was about a series of pictures of two nobodies walking a dog and the man picking up poop. That's it. That's the whoooole thing. Christine and Frank Lampard? I have no idea. I know the election in the US is over and there isn't a bunch of other things to talk about in England, so I guess a story about dog walking is not to be unexpected. I bet my neighbors Phil and Martha will be walking their dog later if the Daily Mail gets a special correspondent on a plane RIGHT NOW they can be here in time. 189 people congratulated that person for telling that guy he did a good job picking up poop.