Friday, November 30, 2018

Nicole Murphy is at the Beach

Eddie Murphy's ex-wife Nicole was on vacation in Thailand and posted some pictures on her Instagram and for that I'm thankful. The source story, which I'm not linking, made it a point to point out that she's 50 years old. Guess what. I do not care. I'd push your 25 year old ass down the stairs to get to her and I wouldn't lose a second's sleep over it. Unless you're actually hotter than her which at the moment seems unlikely but I could be tired, c'mon baby don't be like that you know the whole Nicole Murphy thing was just a mistake. Anyway, give me a call Nicole you know where I am.