Saturday, November 24, 2018

So Long Sara Sampaio

Sara Sampaio went to the beach with her doughy boyfriend Joey "Flubber" Beckworth. I'm kidding I have no idea what his name is and I'm not bothering to find out. I have enough information in my head, I don't need his name in there taking space. I've written about her a couple of times before but I guess this is the last time. It's pretty obvious she isn't into tall, muscular, handsome, brilliant men and seems to prefer the dumpy, beer swilling, sports bar dweller. If that guy doesn't have at least one hockey jersey he wears at least once a week I'll eat my hat.