Duncan Bannatyne celebrated his 70th birthday with his smokin' 38 year old wife dressed up like Romans for some reason. Probably a sexual thing who knows. Perverts. I have zero idea who he is, and that's really saying something, and considering she's half his age I couldn't figure out the attraction, and then I Googled "Duncan Bannatyne Net Worth ($600 million)" and suddenly I realized maybe it wasn't his sense of humor she liked so much. But you never know. Maybe he pretended to be me (as if) and she fell for him the way he was. Sort of like a terrible romantic comedy. Starring a guy that will, on average, live another 3-4 years and a hot 38 year old widow with $600 million. Hey give me a call.
