!!!BREAKING NEWS!!! JOHNNY DEPP BROKE SOCIAL DISTANCING RULES IN SWITZERLAND!!!
If I didn't know any better I'd swear they were pulling my leg. Europeans are mindless fucking cowards. It's no wonder Hitler steamrolled practically every country on mainland Europe the first chance he got. And yes I realize Switzerland isn't in Europe but Europe is where the source story was written and they're the ones shitting their pants, as usual.
