Thursday, October 15, 2020

Maluma Knows the Score


 Jennifer Lopez posted a picture of herself with her co-star "Maluma" for some movie they're in. I absolutely refuse to read anything more about this so I'll do my best to describe what I think it's about.  I think I heard he stars as a guy that wears gigantic gold JCPenney wrist watches, sells used BMWs and orders bottle service in strip clubs where he calls everyone chief and thinks the girls taking money from him actually like him and his terrible beard. If I'm wrong you can sue me later