Britney Spears Vacations From Reality

 

Everyone (morons) is talking about Britney Spears conservatorship legal battle. I'm not because it's none of my business that's why I haven't written about it. They all talk like they know something. But the fact is, maybe nine people on the planet actually know what's going on. Most likely less than that. The people talking about this are spouting what has been released about what Britney Spears has testified too like it's the gospel. But how do you know? How do you know any of what she said is even true? You don't. 

Britney Spears could be certifiably insane for all you know. 

She might wake up in the morning, sacrifice a chicken to Santa Claus, stick some pins in a voodoo doll and slaughter a lamb, all before her morning oatmeal. You don't know. And the fact is, that's exactly what conservatorships are for. To protect her from herself. Have you seen her latest sleazeball boyfriend? How about her TWO ex-husbands. She didn't make great choices when she was sane. You think she got better at it after she snapped her cap? How would you know? You wouldn't.

Everyone thinks there are all of these grand conspiracies around them because they watch too many  movies, but that's not how life works. Someone may very well be trying to "control her" and her $60 million dollar fortune, but why? Why would her father do that? There's no history that I'm aware of that he's been abusive toward her or her siblings.  And if there was we would have found out long ago. And at this point, Britney Spears would probably be worth more if she was dead. Like Elvis, or Amy Winehouse. Name one new hit Britney Spears song from the last 10 years.  Marilyn Monroe died 60 years ago and her estate brought in $14 million dollars last year.  A real Machiavellian genius would have simply let her off herself and took control of her estate.
 

You're all worse than a bunch of teenagers, and you don't know shit. Grow the fuck up. 

!!!UPDATE!!!

Well, well, well. Look at what popped up in my YouTube suggestions. I don;t know where it came from but it probably showed up very creepily because of this very blog post. You may or may not like the messenger in this case, but he says almost to the letter the same thing I said in this article. Give it a listen.