Monday, June 28, 2021

Salma Hayek is Hot in Flashes

 

Salma Hayek decided to make her character in "The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard" menopausal because...

'There's no expiration dates for women. That has to go. Because you can kick a** at any age. You can hold your own at any age, you can dream at any age, you can be romantic at age,' she said. 

'We have the right to be loved for who we are at the place that we are. We're not just here to make babies, we're not just here to baby the men. We're not just here to service everything and everyone around us and then when the kids go away.

'It's almost like expiration date for the eggs, that means expiration date for you as a woman. It's a misunderstanding that has been going around for centuries.'

Whatever you say. I don't know why people keep talking about this movie. As of yesterday it's only made $25 million dollars at the box office, which is half of it's filming budget and 1/4 of it's total cost if you factor in the cost of advertising, which it's universally accepted that, usually roughly matches the filming budget for a total of $100 million dollars. I've seen some stories dress it up by saying it's made more now than the original "by this point" but we all know that's bullshit doublespeak.

Anyway, my theory about why they keep talking about this junk heap of a movie is because they get to use pictures like the one above and I can't blame them. Look I wrote about it and used that picture. And I'll use it later too. In another story. Pervert.