Ewan McGregor had a baby. Well he didn't, his girlfriend did. His fifth one by the way, because apparently Ewan is one of those guys that thinks having a whole litter of children proves he's a man because he's lacking somewhere else. Probably emotionally. I scanned the story but I didn't see a name. For the baby I mean, the girlfriend's name is Mary Elizabeth Winstead. I thought she was a lot older than 36. Her name is super familiar but I'm 100% sure I'm confusing her with someone else.One of those other actresses that have three names. And I know who he is but only kind of. I recognize his name, but not him. I really need to start paying attention if I'm going to keep writing about these assholes.