I'm not writing about Rihanna anymore because no one cares about Rihanna anymore. And they can call this a topless photo all they like, but just saying something doesn't mean it's true. I can say Elsa Pataky is my wife all I want but the stupid judge said I had to stop doing that. You don't want me to get the courts involved with this Rihanna picture do you? No, I didn't think you did.
