Vanessa Bauer is a professional ice skater, and if you can believe it there's a TV show called "Dancing on Ice". Vanessa Bauer is on the aforementioned show, and so that's the connection here. She went somewhere in London and judging by how she's dressed, probably for prostitution but as usual I didn't read the story so it really could have been for anything. I thought I didn't understand celebrity chefs but this is a new one on me. Ice skaters? I thought people stopped having ice shows when the Muppets went off TV. I swear you people are all friggin loony.
