Sherri Papini isn't really famous, but she's in the news (kinda) because she allegedly faked her own kidnapping and disappearance so she could spend time with the guy pictured on the right.
My take away from all of this is I can obviously stop working out and taking care of myself because apparently cute blondes don't actually seem to give a fuck about any of that. I guess what cute women want is actually Bluto from the Popeye cartoons. Hey that's fine with me, I'll just start slamming beers and eating beef sandwiches and cheese fries at two in the morning. If you don't give a shit why should I.
