Have I mentioned that I like Natalie Portman? Because I do. She was at her Pachinko premier and I assume that's a movie and not that weird vertical Japanese pinball game. Why would she get involved with that? Unless she's a secret member of the Yakuza which - who knows - is entirely possible. She was dressed so nice too not like some of these idiots today. She looks like a high powered executive or something, and I'm just the new guy that works in the mail room and she notices me from afar while I'm working and then one day I save her from a malfunctioning elevator and she takes me back to her giant pink and yellow mansion and we make love and eat crumbly chocolate chop cookies all day.
