Nope. That article headline is probably just click-bait so I didn't bother reading it but thanks anyway. If you feel you need to be protected YOU stay home this time because this is not happening. I got shit to do, and a life that needs living, and I played nice with you for two years but those days are over.
So if you need to be safe, you do whatever it is you feel you have to do because you stopped being my responsibility a year and a half ago. If you want someone to protect you, call your mother because I'm done.
