Remember Sheryl Crowe? Boy I sure do. She was at the SXSW "Music" Festival for some reason, probably as an oldies act. I only ever remember that one song she had and how she said everyone should use only one square of toilet paper after they go to the bathroom. In her defense Sheryl has never been to my house after a night of rib tips and beer but I'll get her a bucket if she wants to hang out and play cards on a Saturday night or something. She can tell me how it went on Sunday.