Thursday, March 3, 2022

Normani is a Hit


 Someone named "Normani" has a new single coming out, so of course she put on a bikini and high heels and had some pictures taken. If you want to see what a real simpleton looks like, just click here and check out her Instagram.   Jesus these "singers" get worse every day. Don't these people have handlers, or management teams?  Doesn't anyone tell them to try to humanize themselves by adding pictures of pets or friends or hobbies? Like we're supposed to believe she goes out every single night dressed like she's going to The Playboy Mansion and partying with Johnathon Winters while staring dead eyed into a camera? We don't. At least try to be likeable. 

 They called her a "singer" so I imagine she graduated from the Dua Lipa School of Music where she majored in "Dressing Like a Dancer in a Non-Fully Nude Bikini Bar". If you want to buy this shitty music based on some woman's tits, more power too you. Just because I think you're an idiot for doing that doesn't mean you are (you are).