Saturday, December 17, 2022

!!!BREAKING KATIE HOLMES NEWS!!!

 

OMG! KATIE HOLMES BROKE UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND BOOBY WOOTEN (?)! Okay so someone who's last movie came and went that you never saw and had a bunch of people in it that you don't recognize, broke up with a guy that you've never heard of. The December news doldrums are hitting us square in the face harder than Mike Tyson. I'm really starting to dislike Katie Holmes and it isn't even her fault.