Christine McGuinness posted a picture on Instagram thanking her fans for standing by her after she had a total mental breakdown. No not really, I don't know what her problem was but she included a caption which I added to the picture so you don't have to visit this idiots Instagram account. But that's only part of the caption. The whole thing read...
Thanks for sticking with me this year here are my tits in a bikini (Ed: this is a lie)
I'm kidding but at least that would have been honest. And no I don't know who she is, I may have even written about her before who knows, I'm mysterious. But every blonde with big tits is famous now so she really could be almost anybody.