Other people are still writing about Katie Holmes so I guess I'm still writing about Katie Holmes. She went to the iHeart Radio Jingle Bell Ball for Shitty Music where she got $10 of the price of her tickets because she wore mom jeans. You know, she could've just worn that top as a really short dress with high heels, she for sure has the legs for it. Or maybe just a t-shirt to go with the jeans of bands she's never really listened to (Motörhead, Guns N' Roses, Metallica) so at least she'd look like a rocker. Instead she opted for whatever this is. And yet they still called her "stylish". She's attractive and wealthy so I have no idea why she insists on walking around like she's about to bum cigarettes from the overweight, middle aged biker guys that wear doo rags and nothing but black shirts at "The Landing Strip" on Irving Park Road.
