Oh hey look everybody! Lottie Moss put on a bikini and made the news again! I seem to write about this vapid moron a lot. What kind of life is this? And I mean me, not her. At least she has a hobby. Taking pictures of herself while she's all alone wearing bikinis. By the way this was about how she got a tattoo. On her face. It's a small tattoo under her left eye that reads "love". I have tattoos. A lot of tattoos. Please don't get a tattoo on your face.
She says she was drunk when she got it but that's 100% pure bullshit. There isn't a tattoo parlor on Earth that would tattoo anyone while they're drunk anywhere on their body, never mind their face. It's right at the top of the waiver you have to sign before they'll even let you sit in the chair. Oh sure they'll tattoo your face, but most tattoo artists would pass on this job. It's just easier for them to not tattoo some idiots face than it is to deal with the potential future problems this would cause them. Of course I think she lives in Australia or something and they eat kangaroos so who knows what their rules are down there.
