Tuesday, March 14, 2023

Christina Ricci is Cursed

 Christina Ricci gave up the fast paced Hollywood lifestyle to become the lady that hands out Egyptian curses when someone violates a pharaohs crypt. I hear that's not exactly something you choose to do on your own,  but it's bestowed upon you by a raven that lands on your windowsill three times during a full moon. I wish her all the best during the upcoming 4000 years.  

 I hope I spelled her name correctly, I wouldn't want her to unleash thousands of haunted scarabs in my house or whatever they do.