Thursday, March 9, 2023

Leonardo DiCapro's Rose


 This is apparently Leonardo DiCaprio's new girlfriend. Her name is Rose... Something. I knew her full name then forgot because really in a couple weeks who will care. She's very attractive and thank God she's 28 years old, still well below my threshold of 35 but still, at least you could talk to her about something besides that time she got scared by a bee. 

I have to tell you I feel like her being 28 is Leo trying to throw everyone of the trail because I bet he's already got his eye on some 19 year old that's hanging around the liquor store hoping she can convince someone to by her a 12 pack of White Claw for Jim's party once he drops his parents off at the airport