Friday, March 24, 2023

Important Reese Witherspoon News!


 !!!BREAKING!!! 


Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Something are getting divorced. In a prepared statement Reese had this to say...

"Let's face it, the guys a fucking nerd I don't need that albatross around my neck anymore"

Sorry pal, these things happen maybe you should move on Reese already has. In fact wee have a date tomorrow. I guess you're truly out.  Better luck next time