I have two stories written but believe it or not I forgot to post them, so I'll just save them for tomorrow. They aren't really time-sensitive or anything.
By the way, the woman in that picture is 1940s and 50s era (mostly) actress Ava Gardner. I only mention it because I knew you'd never know because you people think Hollywood started with The Office or Family Guy, or whatever TV show you've allowed to become your entire personality.
